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BECAUSE I LOVE CATS!

Un collega mi ha passato questa cosa divertente su quel capolavoro della Natura che è Sua Maestà IL GATTO .

Purtroppo non conosco la fonte, in quanto mi è arrivata una e-mail dal suddetto collega con un allegato Word contenente quanto segue.

Happy reading and enjoy!

BASIC RULES FOR CATS TO ADMINISTER A HOME:

DOORS:
Do not allow closed doors in the house. To open a door on that supports your legs and push with your weight. It is not necessary to use the ports. After you have opened a door to the 'stay outside the door and think about different things. This is especially important during the cold season, while it is raining or during an invasion of flies. The doors that move should be avoided at all costs.

BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. You must not do anything, sit and watch.

WALK:
More often than you jumped to humans who walk in front and block them, especially on the stairs while carrying something fragile or if the floor is slippery. This will help them improve their balance.

SLEEP:
always sleep on the human at night so that it can not move.

PLAYING:
This is a very important role in your life, so much sleep during the day to have enough strength to play all night. Below are some very popular games among cats. It 'important to keep your dignity at all times. Should you have an accident during the game as a fall from a chair, immediately wash a part of the body as if to say "I wanted to do", this trick always deceives humans.

GAMES OF CATS:

["Bottom-mouse":]
Humans would have us believe that those things under the covers are their feet and their hands. They're lying. In fact they are mice of the bed, the rats are said to be more tasty and tender in all the rats, though no cat has ever managed to catch one. Rumours say that only a ferocious attack can immobilize the time just to get under the covers, and catch them. You could be the first to capture a mouse of the bed!

["King of the Hill"]
This game must be played at least with another cat. More than we have fun! One or both of the humans are the hill 303 which must be defended at all costs from 'other (i) cat. Everything is permitted. This game allows the development of unusual tactics as necessary to take account of the unstable scenario of the fight.
WARNING: Playing these games too much can cause the bed, or even expulsion from the room. If the 'human becomes nervous and angry immediately started to purr. This should allow you to do it back to sleep.

TOYS: Any small item is
a toy potential. If a human tries to confiscate means it is a good toy. Drag it under the bed. Appear outraged when the human takes it and takes it away. Always look at where it is placed so that you can steal later. Here are some toys to cats:

shiny things:
as keys, coins or crystals must be hidden so the other cat or human can not play. They are very good to play Hokey smooth floors.

SOFT THINGS:
long and stringy like shoelaces, necklaces of gold and mats are also great toys. They are favorites of humans who drag them around to make it catch. When a wire is under a newspaper or a carpet magically becomes a mouse of the newspaper / carpet that must be killed at all costs. Be careful, however, humans are treacherous and will try to make you lose your dignity.

PLASTIC BAGS:
All 'plastic bags inside of the little mouse is hiding the bags. They are small and camouflaged so as to be difficult to see. But you can hear the rustling noise that are moving inside the bag. Anything, including tear the envelope, must be done to kill them.
Note: If the envelope is another cat who is hunting the mice of the envelopes is permissible to attack him by surprise.

FOOD: For
have the energy to play, sleep, and a purring cat must eat. Eating is still only half the fun. The other half is finding food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving and need to be fed NOW!, Or throw him alone. The following are guidelines for food. When humans eat be sure to insert the tip of your tail in their flat when they are not looking. Never eat food in your bowl if you can steal from the table. Never drink from your bowl if the glass is full enough of a human that we can drink. You have thrown out something only if you point it out to humans. Insist, your food is not always good and pretend to leave. The remains are delicacies that the unfortunate people would not know taste. E 'out of the question tarnish its dignity asking too hard and pander too much food as they do dogs, but there are several techniques for humans to remember that you exist. Some of these are: to jump on your lap 'human softer and begin to purr, remain lying between the kitchen and the dining room, pretending to die of hunger and rubbing the legs of the humans who eat meowing insistently.

SLEEPING: As mentioned above
a cat to have enough energy to make the cat has plenty of sleep. It is not difficult to find great places to stay, any place where humans sit right, especially if the color that contrasts with your fur. If it is near to the sun or heating ducts is even better. Certainly there are some good places outside the house, but they are too dependent on the seasons or weather conditions. The open windows are a good compromise.

JOIN THE NAILS:
E 'requires that cats use anything that is owned by a man to sharpen his nails. Watch out, humans are very protective of their private property and could hit you or hurt you with enthusiasm every time you take in the act. Be quiet and do it when there are can be helpful, but if you're a cat from outside the trees are exactly right for you, needless to say that you should not sharpen the nails on humans.

RIGHTS:
Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, play with us and cuddle us, to be nominated by the fact that our need to clean the litter box. It 'important to maintain their dignity when humans are nearby, so that they understand who's boss. Humans need to be well behaved, you can do it successfully if you start as soon as possible and we will show understanding towards them.

Blue Scarab Tattoo Waldorf

FUTURE STILL EAT MEAT?

The steak harms both you and the planet.

revolutionized diets, if we understand what damage causing animal proteins.

Of AND Ayres (Panorama of January 6, 2000 - TIME)

To celebrate his triumphal entry into Rome in 45 BC, Julius Caesar arranged a banquet for thousands of people who stuff themselves poultry, fish and game. Since mankind has discovered the use of fire, every victory in war, sports, politics and commerce, was accompanied by celebrations with excessive consumption of meat. In all areas of the developing world, those who manage to emerge from poverty to first change the peasant diet, based mainly cereals and vegetables, a diet rich in meat. In fact, since 1950 the per capita consumption of meat in the world is more than raddoppiato.Nel the next century will have to change things. Just as we realized the economic and social costs of smoking, we discover she can no longer support or ignore the costs of mass production of cattle, sheep, pigs, poultry and fish to feed a growing population. These costi comprendono lo spreco di acqua e terreni, l’inquinamento massiccio da escrementi animali, la percentuale crescente di disturbi cardiaci e di altre malattie degenerative, la distruzione delle foreste, da cui dipende la vita del nostro pianeta.Per produrre 1 Kg di mangime bovino ci vogliono 7 Kg di cereali, la cui crescita richiede 7 mila Kg di acqua. Rinunciare ad un Hamburger significa non consumare una quantità di acqua pari a quella che si risparmierebbe facendo 40 docce con un getto ridotto.Negli Stati Uniti il 70 per cento di tutta la produzione di frumento, granoturco e altri cereali è destinato al bestiame. In tutto il mondo si prosciugano milioni di pozzi perchè si usa più acqua per allevare maiali e polli che per raccolti destinati al consumo diretto.L 'India, China, North Africa and the United States are at risk because the water scarcity are pumping more water from their aquifers than they fall with the pioggia.Dato that the population of the regions in which the' water shortage continues to increase, governments will impose the use of water to produce food, not feed. The new policy will increase the price of meat so that only the rich can permettersela.Il chorus of protests that will rise up against this perspective is based on the fact that the cereals do not give the same amount of meat protein. But nutritionists say that most of the population of richer countries do not need all the proteins that are derived from the flesh; several plants including cereals wasted as fodder, are an excellent source of proteine.La mass production of meat has also become a significant source of pollution. The cattle manure has been identified as a cause of mass deaths of fish and diseases such as pfiesteria, which involves memory loss, confusion, and burns for those who touch the contaminated water. In the U.S., for example, livestock produce 130 times more excrement of human beings. A pig farm in Utah produces more sewage of a city as large as Los Angeles. These huge farms are proliferating and in densely populated areas are contaminating the waters potabili.In various wildernesses, Indonesia Amazon, then, the tropical forest is burned to make room for livestock. Agriculture is the main cause of deforestation and demand for meat is the major cause of development and expansion of agriculture. The recent conversion of the Chinese diet rich in meat is linked to the increase in obesity, cardiovascular disease, breast cancer, colon and rectum. The World Health Organisation has found similar findings in other parts of the world. Other consequences the use of hormones in livestock and antibiotici.Queste concerns may seem illogical: we were hunters and gatherers, we have eaten meat for hundreds of thousands of years. But livestock breeding, transgenic and stuffed with chemicals, is something else than the game of our ancestors. When we moved from hunting and gathering wild fruits to sheep farming and breeding, we have forever changed the balance naturali.Occupando a growing space in the world with cities, farms, waste, we put at risk the fate of other predators, which they also need large spaces. The Tigers and the Panthers could not survive the next secolo.Noi however we are flexible, the stomach of omnivores and creative brain allow us to adapt. And we can change our position in the food chain by eating foods that require a least amount of water and soil, and pollute less, discovering the pleasure of a vegetarian diet as one that already follow persone.Non million is expected to lead to abrupt end of the habit of eating meat. It will raise more livestock, perhaps in the pastures free, for lovers of steaks that can afford them. Many others will return to eat meat only on feast days, as it was before. But the era of mass production of meat, with its inevitable cost of our health and the environment, should be completed by the end of the next century.