BASIC RULES FOR CATS TO ADMINISTER A HOME:
DOORS:
Do not allow closed doors in the house. To open a door on that supports your legs and push with your weight. It is not necessary to use the ports. After you have opened a door to the 'stay outside the door and think about different things. This is especially important during the cold season, while it is raining or during an invasion of flies. The doors that move should be avoided at all costs.
BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. You must not do anything, sit and watch.
WALK:
More often than you jumped to humans who walk in front and block them, especially on the stairs while carrying something fragile or if the floor is slippery. This will help them improve their balance.
SLEEP:
always sleep on the human at night so that it can not move.
PLAYING:
This is a very important role in your life, so much sleep during the day to have enough strength to play all night. Below are some very popular games among cats. It 'important to keep your dignity at all times. Should you have an accident during the game as a fall from a chair, immediately wash a part of the body as if to say "I wanted to do", this trick always deceives humans.
GAMES OF CATS:
["Bottom-mouse":]
Humans would have us believe that those things under the covers are their feet and their hands. They're lying. In fact they are mice of the bed, the rats are said to be more tasty and tender in all the rats, though no cat has ever managed to catch one. Rumours say that only a ferocious attack can immobilize the time just to get under the covers, and catch them. You could be the first to capture a mouse of the bed!
["King of the Hill"]
This game must be played at least with another cat. More than we have fun! One or both of the humans are the hill 303 which must be defended at all costs from 'other (i) cat. Everything is permitted. This game allows the development of unusual tactics as necessary to take account of the unstable scenario of the fight.
WARNING: Playing these games too much can cause the bed, or even expulsion from the room. If the 'human becomes nervous and angry immediately started to purr. This should allow you to do it back to sleep.
TOYS: Any small item is
a toy potential. If a human tries to confiscate means it is a good toy. Drag it under the bed. Appear outraged when the human takes it and takes it away. Always look at where it is placed so that you can steal later. Here are some toys to cats:
shiny things:
as keys, coins or crystals must be hidden so the other cat or human can not play. They are very good to play Hokey smooth floors.
SOFT THINGS:
long and stringy like shoelaces, necklaces of gold and mats are also great toys. They are favorites of humans who drag them around to make it catch. When a wire is under a newspaper or a carpet magically becomes a mouse of the newspaper / carpet that must be killed at all costs. Be careful, however, humans are treacherous and will try to make you lose your dignity.
PLASTIC BAGS:
All 'plastic bags inside of the little mouse is hiding the bags. They are small and camouflaged so as to be difficult to see. But you can hear the rustling noise that are moving inside the bag. Anything, including tear the envelope, must be done to kill them.
Note: If the envelope is another cat who is hunting the mice of the envelopes is permissible to attack him by surprise.
FOOD: For
have the energy to play, sleep, and a purring cat must eat. Eating is still only half the fun. The other half is finding food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving and need to be fed NOW!, Or throw him alone. The following are guidelines for food. When humans eat be sure to insert the tip of your tail in their flat when they are not looking. Never eat food in your bowl if you can steal from the table. Never drink from your bowl if the glass is full enough of a human that we can drink. You have thrown out something only if you point it out to humans. Insist, your food is not always good and pretend to leave. The remains are delicacies that the unfortunate people would not know taste. E 'out of the question tarnish its dignity asking too hard and pander too much food as they do dogs, but there are several techniques for humans to remember that you exist. Some of these are: to jump on your lap 'human softer and begin to purr, remain lying between the kitchen and the dining room, pretending to die of hunger and rubbing the legs of the humans who eat meowing insistently.
SLEEPING: As mentioned above
a cat to have enough energy to make the cat has plenty of sleep. It is not difficult to find great places to stay, any place where humans sit right, especially if the color that contrasts with your fur. If it is near to the sun or heating ducts is even better. Certainly there are some good places outside the house, but they are too dependent on the seasons or weather conditions. The open windows are a good compromise.
JOIN THE NAILS:
E 'requires that cats use anything that is owned by a man to sharpen his nails. Watch out, humans are very protective of their private property and could hit you or hurt you with enthusiasm every time you take in the act. Be quiet and do it when there are can be helpful, but if you're a cat from outside the trees are exactly right for you, needless to say that you should not sharpen the nails on humans.
RIGHTS:
Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, play with us and cuddle us, to be nominated by the fact that our need to clean the litter box. It 'important to maintain their dignity when humans are nearby, so that they understand who's boss. Humans need to be well behaved, you can do it successfully if you start as soon as possible and we will show understanding towards them.
